Well done all on another awe-inspiring Otter performance at the Chertsey Show. There can be no truer exemplar of the Otter motto 'Just turn up and win' than this year's showing, which was hastily cobbled together at the eleventh hour but yielded more rosettes and little brown envelopes stuffed with cash than a closely fought by-election in an East End marginal.
Apologies for taking so long to post the results, but once again real life intervened and I found myself having to do stuff like make a living, run a(nother) rugby club, wrestle a bear, defeat the dark legions of the resurgent Sith Lords, etc. You know, the usual.
Results
Ann of the Lists - Apple pie (6" to 8") - sixth
Sean the Roof - Loaf of bread most closely resembling a doorstop - first
Sean the Roof - Homebrewed beer - third
Max the Power - Chutney - fourth
One-take Lumsden - Sculpture - not as good as the Dead-eyed Otter from last year
Craig and Molly Christ - Shortbread - first
Gen Christ - Picture of something in the garden - first
Janosch Unmenkable - Victoria sponge - unclassified
Franka Unmenkable - Cookies - fourth
Alan Shearer (Greenwood) - Mis-shapen fruit or vegetable most closely resembling his old fellah - first
Dibs Greenwood - Photo portrait in black and white - third
Nicole di Dutchy - Handmade soft toy - first
Dark Side Lucy - Chutney - first
Tom and Josh Tractor - Favourite meal on a plate - first; Plant grown from seed - second
Unusual Steves of the World - Homebrew beer - second
Fat Lad a.k.a. Richard - Fruit cake - third
Jaego, Jessame and Richard (with unhelpful comments by Janosch) - Scarecrow - first
Jessame - Self-portrait - first; Picture of something in the garden - highly commended; Young gardener - commended
Jaego - Model or collage of a bird - first; Picture of something in the garden - third; Young gardener - highly commended
Jaego and Jessame - Decorated cakes - highly commended
Jaego and Jessame - Vegetable monsters - highly commended
Lyne and Longcross School - Unusual planter - first
